tonyfromstatefarm:

in your girl’s pussy like

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

sharonosbourne:

paulbearer:

there are people who think kit kats taste good

yeah they’re called smart people

crapuccinos:

i am like a hexagon

all my hecks r gone

twotenandahalf:

palms are sweaty, knees weak, steve buscemi.

julietspencers:

• fetuses do not think
• they do not “scream out” when they are aborted
• they have no brain function and no nerve endings until long after the deadline for a legal abortion
• they aren’t “sad” when you abort them
• they do not “realize what is happening”

And these aren’t my beliefs, they’re scientific facts

(Source: rosetylerandten)